Friday, August 25, 2006
Prelims
haven't updated in a long timecurrently having prelims - i screwed up my history , geog , social studies, chemisrty and both e and A math . don't think i can go to first three months since i'll get crappy results . i'm still left with another history paper and bio paper
anyway , i heard that wang lee hom is coming to singapore to hold a concert in October - i really wanna go but it's super close to the O's plus raine won't be around . i haven't seen Lee Hom in a very long time .... oh well we'll see
anyway there are many sexist movements in the society . Propogandas against each gender are being sent around the world with the use of electronic mail in the matter of seconds ( the developement of information technology)
e.g. the war between a husband and a wife
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?""Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws"
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women useaday...30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testamentand showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman,but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Men - they should just concede defeat
And If Women Ruled The World
oh well - all these makes the world go round .. doesn't it?i'll update soon when i upload the pictures of mr phoon !
michele at 7:46 PM