Monday, August 28, 2006
it really works - freaky
Try this. It's accurate....1) key-in the first 3 digits of your handphone number (exclude the >'9') into the calculator
2) multiply by 80
3) add 1
4) multiply by 250
5) plus last four digits of phone number
6) plus last four digits of phone number again
7) minus 250
8) divide by 2 at last
Is it your handphone number???? super freaky
michele at 3:00 PM
Friday, August 25, 2006
Prelims
haven't updated in a long timecurrently having prelims - i screwed up my history , geog , social studies, chemisrty and both e and A math . don't think i can go to first three months since i'll get crappy results . i'm still left with another history paper and bio paper
anyway , i heard that wang lee hom is coming to singapore to hold a concert in October - i really wanna go but it's super close to the O's plus raine won't be around . i haven't seen Lee Hom in a very long time .... oh well we'll see
anyway there are many sexist movements in the society . Propogandas against each gender are being sent around the world with the use of electronic mail in the matter of seconds ( the developement of information technology)
e.g. the war between a husband and a wife
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?""Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws"
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women useaday...30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testamentand showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman,but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Men - they should just concede defeat
And If Women Ruled The World
oh well - all these makes the world go round .. doesn't it?i'll update soon when i upload the pictures of mr phoon !
michele at 7:46 PM
Friday, August 11, 2006
sadness is sick
i had a freaking B4 for my chinese o level! a stupid B4 . i got a merit for oral which i totally expected .. this sucks ! i expected at least a 3 . i'm feeling rather disappointed . even though my chinese might seem really bad to everyone,i got a 3 for my mid years . i really screwed the whole thing up ! only two ppl who can comfort me is wang lee hom and lee dong wook . but unfortunately , both of them are extremely busy with their singing and acting career
aren't they lookinh hot?!
luckily shawn , who's super sweet comforted me :) thanks shawn i really appreciate it . i felt so bad just now - thank goodness shawn cheered me up . thanks again shawn :)
raine! i miss you so much. when will you be back . you must come to my house to give me moral support when i study :) love ya
michele at 3:29 PM
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
last last week was racial harmony day - we had to do this indian wedding thing wher we tied dunno wat flowers together . super dumb but difficult but at last me and jai yi finnaly finished doing it . and we had to do some paper cutting stuff for the chinese wedding . and guess wat ? our class came in FIRST for it ! super weird - wonder who the judges were ....
and on last last saturday night.. i was having so much fun together with my dear frens . me, jai yi, lisa, jin xin, qui qi, abby, phy , sheng wei, randolph, zsa , li ting, ead and nicolas went to qui qi chalet . and guess wat! i barbequeds my first chicken wing - i wonder if it's cooked ? hahah we were having so much fun . the chicken wings took a super long time to cook . i was on a mission and i had to cook my WINGS ! so the rest couldn't wait for me and they went to playr web first . only me, glendon, qui qi and abby were left to tend to my WINGS. i had to complete my mission. and i completed it in no time. but then we felt super sian and we decided to finish all the marshmallows. glendon was so sweet ! he helped me to babrbeque the marshmallows even though i burned his hand - oops ! hahah . so all of us ate all the marshmallows :) it tasted really nice !
on the following thursday , i went to BBG with clair and torrance..
pst mike conell was there teaching about deliverence . it was really amazing. and torrance bought for clair and i japanese poky ! hahah thank you torrance . i ate it all up during the service :)
i love pocky!
anyway our class had chemistry practical today . and we had to find out wat S was .. then we had to filter this and that and this and that . the colours were really nice especailally the copper something solution. it's real pretty
prelims are coming really soon - it's about two weeks away and i've only studied chemistry cause he forced me too - oh ya and i studied 3 pages of social studies already .. at least i'm making progress.. oh ya and pls meet mr wanton ! i'm so sorry gals - he's already taken by mrs wanton - i brought mrs wanton home today so thet they can have more wantons !:)
i hope the annoying 'hey ya' would stop following us . she knows that everyone doesn't like her cause of her attitude - bleh! disgusting little thing .. sick hypocrite - i wish that she'll stop annoying ppl and that she stops disturbing us . i hope that she will go home and suck her toe ! she's plain ANNOYING ! bleh! thumbs down for her !
just to be frank - she sucks a hell lot !
michele at 7:54 PM